My tip of the day...

You know those little individual pats of butter that come with your Business Class breakfast--like this one? See the small silver and blue rectangle of dairy goodness next to the mug on the tray? Remember how rock hard it is when it first comes out of the fridge? Yes, that little pat of butter....

Never, ever pick one up off the Business Class floor because someone knocked it off their tray and left it there, then stick it in your uniform dress pocket under your apron, because you didn't want you or your passengers to step on it, then totally forget about it until a few hours later when you are about to land and you take your apron off, then stick your hand in your pocket to find a really warm, creamy mess in there.

Jus' sayin'....