No more complaining!

February 04, 2009 7 Comments A+ a-

I don't want to hear any more whinin' and complainin' about how bad the airlines have gotten--how the price is too high, there's no food anymore, the seats are cramped, and the Flight Attendants are old...waaaa-ahhh! You should be grateful, dammit! Lookie at what they're doin' in China:


That's right...those are passengers pushin' the plane, after it broke down. One of 'em is probably wondering how many miles he'll get in his frequent flyer account for this, and another is thinking that the Flight Attendant is going to give him a free drink.

And, the Airline Management Team? They'll spin the story into how the passengers were provided, at no additional fee, a cardio and strength training workout!

Blondie

Blondie

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Kevin Zuzu
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February 5, 2009 at 3:22 AM delete

Its the "Healthy" Airline. :) Great way to lower the Pax weight! :)

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Kirsten
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February 5, 2009 at 7:11 AM delete

Amen, sista. We ARE a nation of complainers. It would do a lot of Americans good to live in China (or anywhere else)! But it would probably only stop the complaining for a day or two. lol.

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DUNCAN
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February 6, 2009 at 6:01 AM delete

Great post! I love it!

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Beach Bum
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February 8, 2009 at 7:47 AM delete

Given some of the people I've had to deal with flying just as a passenger pushing the plane isn't tough enough. I think a brig in the unpressurized and unheated part of the cargo section would be a great way to deal with complainers. Got to admit though, I'm 6 foot-5 inches and slightly claustrophobic so cramping is an unspoken issue with me. Why complain when everyone else is in the same situation?

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Beach Bum
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February 8, 2009 at 7:49 AM delete

Just saw that I was on your blogroll, got you on mine now. Sorry for not seeing sooner.

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Anthony
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February 8, 2009 at 6:03 PM delete

With China on mu flying schedule and with the things I see there, this does NOT surprise me :)

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