NieNie Dialogues

April 28, 2009 0 Comments A+ a-

Just back yesterday from a long weekend with Norm in Munich--we had a great time! I have pictures to post and will...

...but, first a blog recommendation. NieNie Dialogues is written by Stephanie Nielson and is now her journey through recovering from a near fatal plane crash last August. Some of it is heart-wrenching, some simplistically joy-filled, all of it moving--she is an inspiring woman! Bookmark her page and check in with her when you can!


My View 1 Year Ago: Nerds In Narita

Blondie

Spring-a-palooza!

April 18, 2009 0 Comments A+ a-

I think we had our last frost of the season this past week, and that basically, it is going to be warm going forward. 78 degrees and gorgeous today, and we were out in the yard--pulling weeds, and putting out my baby tomato plants. I just love this time of year--the greening of the plants and the life that just pops in color.

The hydrangeas have come out of hibernation--during the winter they were just scraggly sticks. In a few weeks, there will be big, puffy flowers all over.



The Dutch Irises are coming up...
The azaleas are close to blooming...


The pansies provided color all this winter and struggled right at the end--we had a pretty long cold winter. They have found their 'second wind' and they'll be coming out of the ground in a couple of weeks and replaced.
The tulips bloomed right as the daffodils were saying sayonara. Tulips are my favorite flowers.
These tulips, planted at the beginning of March against everyone's advice, are coming in as the second wave. I bought these bulbs on my last trip to Amsterdam (AMS). They remind me of some of the cool people I have flown with at my airline.
By far, my most favorite part of our yard are the two cherry trees we have. This is the first time I have seen them bloom. Three years ago, when they were planted, it was too late in the season to see the blooms. Last year at this time, I was in Barbie Boot Camp in Chicago.




It's like a personal Cherry Blossom Festival in my own backyard!






















Blondie

Flying Mum Brings the Troops Home!

April 18, 2009 1 Comments A+ a-

I finally had a chance to catch up on reading some of my favorite blogs--and just finished Flying Mum's story of working a military charter. As a Navy brat, her posts about bringing some of our troops back home from the Middle East choked me up a bit. Written in three parts, I hope you'll find time to read it.

Military Charter Part 1
Military Charter Part 2
Military Charter Part 3


Blondie

Oldies but goodies!

April 18, 2009 2 Comments A+ a-

Just about every Flight Attendant has seen these jokes as they've made their way around the Internet. Just in case you haven't...here's a little humorous taste of our lives:

So, You Want to Be a Flight Attendant?

1. Go to a resale store and find an old, navy blue suit that an army sergeant might have worn. Add a white shirt and a tie. Wear the same outfit for three consecutive days.

2. Go to an airport and watch airplanes take off for several hours. Pretend you are standing by for a flight and they are all full. Go home. Return to the airport the next day and do the same thing again.

3. Fill several large boxes with rocks. Lift them over your head and place them on the top shelf of a closet. Slam the door shut until the boxes fit. Do this until you feel a disk slip in your back.

4. Turn on a radio. Be sure to set it between stations so there is plenty of static. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and garbage disposal. Run them all night.

5. Remove the covers from several TV entrees. Place them in a hot oven. Leave the food in the oven until it’s completely dried out. Remove the hot trays with your bare hands. Serve to your family. Don’t include anything for yourself.

6. Serve your family a beverage one hour after they’ve received their meal. Make them remain in their seats during this time. Ask them to scream at you and complain about the service.

7. Scrounge uneaten rolls off the plates for you to eat two hours later when you’re really hungry.

8. Place a straight-backed chair in a closet facing a blank wall. Use a belt to strap yourself into it. Eat the rolls you saved from your family’s meal.

9. Ask your family to use the bathroom as frequently as possible. Tell them to make splashing water a game and see who can leave the most disgusting mess. Clean the bathroom every hour throughout the night.

10. Make a narrow aisle between several dining room chairs and randomly scatter your husband’s wing-tips and loafers along the way. Turn off the lights and spend the night walking up and down the aisle while banging your shins against the chair legs and tripping over the shoes. Drink several cups of cold coffee to keep yourself awake.

11. Gently wake your family in the morning and serve them a cold sweet roll. Don’t forget to smile and wish them a nice day when they leave for work and school.

12. After the family leaves, take a suitcase and go out in the yard. If it’s not raining, turn on the sprinkling system and stand in the cold for 30 minutes pretending like you’re waiting for the crew bus to pick you up. Then go inside and wait by your bedroom door for another 30 minutes for an imaginary maid to make up your room.

13. Change into street clothes and shop for five hours. Pick up carryout food from a local deli. Go back home. Sit on your bed and eat your meal. Set your alarm for 3 a.m. so you’ll be ready for your wake-up call.

14. Repeat the above schedule for three days in a row and you’ll be ready to work your first trip as a Flight Attendant.

You Know You're a Flight Attendant if....

1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter.

2. You search for a button to flush the toilet.

3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store.

4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard.

5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them.

6. You NEVER unpack.

7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces.

8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin.

9. You care about the local news in a city three states away.

10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.

11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit.

12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock.

13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin.

14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs" .

15. You always point with two fingers.

16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice.

17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home.

18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time...", "For your safety...", "Feel free", and "As a reminder..."

19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines.

20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green".

21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows.

22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are.

23. You refer to cities by their airport codes.

24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling.

25. You actually understand every item on this list.

Blondie

The ABC's of Non-Rev Hell

April 10, 2009 5 Comments A+ a-

I had the bright idea that I would fly to Virginia Beach (ORF) instead of driving on Tuesday. No need to deal with the terrible traffic on Interstate 95, I'd save time, save money, save gas, save the environment, right? That's right--use those benefits!

I flew down on Tuesday evening--no problem. Had a lovely time with my family. The Most Amazing Child on the Planet had a T-ball game, and I was able to watch him knock in two, count 'em two, homeruns (though they don't count in T-ball, they don't go unnoticed by his Mimi!) While I was there, I didn't have to drive all over the city to see everyone--they all came to me! Perrrr-fect, right?

Not so much!

After running some errands with my daughters yesterday, Casey dropped me off at the airport. Kiss, kiss, see ya later, call ya in an hour when I get home...

Yeah, right!

At the ticket counter, the agent issued me a "pre-boarding pass" -- it acknowledges that I am listed as a standby for the flight I want, and can be used to go through Security. All I need to do is sit at the gate and wait for my name to be called. The agent even let me know that there were over 20 seats available on the flight I listed for. Plan A was working like a charm!

When called, the gate agent let me know that there was no "jumpseat" agreement with this certain carrier and my Company. A cabin jumpseat agreement is for Flight Attendants to be able to fly standby on another carrier. You are very low on the priority list, and you don't actually sit in the other carrier's extra jumpseat, you sit in a regular cabin seat. This flight was a US Airways "Express" flight-with a regional jet. A different company, Air Wisconsin, operated this flight for US Airways. She made three phone calls on my behalf to be certain...nope, no jumpseat agreement. (Funny, I flew down on that same carrier three days ago...)

No worries the agent tells me! She'll just send me down to Charlotte, NC (CLT), and I can fly to Washington, DC (DCA) from there, all on US Airways mainline, which does have a jumpseat agreement with my Company. This is Plan B. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

Unexpectedly, Plan C develops! Walking to the gate for the CLT flight, I passed a Southwest flight that was boarding for Baltimore-Washington (BWI). Southwest does have a jumpseat agreement with my Company. Since it is always better to have a non-stop flight versus changing planes, I decided I'd deal with getting home from the BWI airport later. I spoke with the agent and she said the flight had checked in full and that there were three revenue passengers (real, cash paying people) that were trying to go, as well. Going back to Plan B, I walked to the CLT gate, which was just starting to board.

Terrific Flight Attendants, nice new plane--it was on the Embraer-190--it was a really nice flight! Got to CLT and over to the gate for the 5:50 pm flight to DCA--I was #28 on the Standby list! The Golden Rule of non-revving is "Do Not Leave the Gate Until the Plane Pushes Back." I stayed--just in case. Didn't make that flight.

Plan D began to evolve. Grabbed a bite to eat while headed over to the 7:24 pm United Express flight to Washington Dulles (IAD) in Concourse A (from Concourse D). All I needed was one itty bitty seat. Just one. That flight went out full.

Started thinking I was going to be spending the night in CLT. Then I noticed the Delta gates. Hmmm... From Atlanta (ATL) Delta generally has almost hourly flights to the airport I want to go to: DCA. And, if I'm going to get stuck in CLT, might as well get stuck in ATL. So, I boarded the flight to ATL, as Plan E materialized.

Once in ATL, I headed over to the DCA gate. The 9:30 departure had a huge standby list--Delta shows it on a screen at the gate, as well as the number of seats available. Easy to do the math--I wasn't getting on.

Time for Plan F.

Thought I'd see if, at this late hour, there was one last flight going to Washington Dulles (IAD) or Baltimore (BWI). Anything. If not, I'd find a hotel for the night and start again in the morning--Plan G.

Walking away, towards the Departure Boards, I saw a gate with a flight to DCA. This flight, originally scheduled to leave at 8 pm, was now leaving at 9:05. (And it was already past that time.) With barely a smidgeon of hope, I approached the gate and waited patiently. After boarding everyone, he took my information and handed me a boarding pass! <insert chorus of angels singing Hallelujah here> Plan H was my ace-in-the hole, my mini-miracle!

My Delta flight arrived at DCA around midnight last night. I could have driven to Virginia Beach and back in the time it took me to get home yesterday. But, with our benefits, there was no need to deal with the terrible traffic on Interstate 95, and I would save money, save gas, and save the environment, right?

Blondie

In Virginia Beach

April 08, 2009 3 Comments A+ a-

I'm in Virginia Beach (ORF) for a couple of days-my hometown-visiting with family and working on the business my sister and I have. For the first time, I used jumpseat benefits to come down here, instead of driving the 187 miles one way like I have over (and over and over...) the years. Instead of 3.5 hours in crazy-mad traffic down Interstate 95, I had a very quiet 50 minute flight!

I think I have to do it this way a little more often!
Blondie

Proud Mama

April 03, 2009 7 Comments A+ a-

Casey, my 21 year old daughter, is a full-time college student. She also works almost full-time for a hotel as a waitress, hostess, and doing room service. She decided to work for a sister property at the oceanfront to see how she liked dealing with the tourists, instead of the business guests she's been working with for the last 4 years

Yesterday was her first day at the beach property, and she ended up working a double shift. The restaurant closed at 10 p.m. last night, and while they were cleaning up, a family walked in and asked if they were open. Casey said they were not, and the Mom of the family made a comment--something to the effect of "just wanting to get the kids something to eat, they are pretty hungry."

Casey said "Hang on, I'll be right back." She went into the kitchen and made two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and grabbed a couple bags of potato chips to give to the kids. The parents were thrilled when she returned!

At the same time, there appeared several more people at the restaurant door, looking for something to eat. Casey heard one of them say "distressed passengers" and she sprung into action.

Apparently, a Delta flight from Atlanta (ATL) to New York City (LGA) had smoke in the cabin and the flight diverted to Norfolk, VA (ORF). The passengers were put on a bus and sent to the hotel to spend the night, until Delta could get them out the next day.

Casey and the rest of the exhausted employees in the kitchen and dining room re-opened the restaurant for these passengers and made sure they all got a bite to eat before they went to bed.

How many times have you shown up at a store 10 minutes before closing time, and they tell you it's closed already? I see that kind of crap all the time! They didn't have to do any of what they did--there was no manager telling them what to do. They just did. Okay, she didn't donate a kidney--but, I am still very proud of her actions and those of her colleagues.




Blondie



Crashpads 101

April 02, 2009 0 Comments A+ a-

I recently received a question from one of my Twitter followers asking me what crashpads were all about. I'll do my best to 'splain them from my experience.

A crashpad is a place where commuting flight crews (and sometimes other airline employees, too) lay their heads for the night, instead of getting a hotel room before or after their trip. (The airline covers hotel costs when actually on your work trip.) A crashpad is so much cheaper on a monthly basis than having to stay in a hotel.

If you live in one city and are based in another, you would fly or commute to work to start your trip and fly or commute home after your trip was over. Sort of like driving to work and back home every day, but flight crews generally do it only once a week.

If your trip starts early in the morning, and there is no flight from your home city to your base that would get you to work in time, the crew member would commute in the night before. The more senior a crew person is, the more likely that they would have commutable trips in their schedule--that is, there is enough time to fly to work the day of their trip, instead of the night before. So, a lot of junior and Reserve Flight Attendants and Pilots are in crashpads, which offer significant savings over hotel stays. Also, if weather screws up your commute home (remember, we fly standby!) you could go to your crashpad instead of having to find a hotel room.

When I was based in Chicago, my crashpad was at the third stop from O'Hare Airport (ORD) on the Blue Line. It was also down the street from a bar/restaurant, and walking distance to a grocery store/strip mall. This is important since none of us had a car to get around. It was a three bedroom apartment where one bedroom was for the crashpad's owner and her boyfriend, and the other two bedrooms were for commuters. These two bedrooms had two sets of bunkbeds in each one. No one else slept in my bed, which was initially the top bunk. (As people leave the crashpad, you can move into their spots, and I eventually got a bottom bunk.)

My rent at my crashpad was $160 a month. (I think that is sort of a mid-range price. In New York, one probably pays more, and in Dallas, probably less expensive.) We had to provide our own sheets and food. Our crashpad was actually pretty nice in that there were only 10 people total who "crashed" there...some places have a lot more people than that, but, it also makes it cheaper to stay there. Some places "hotbed" which means you get whatever bed is available when you show up--you might be dog-tired and have to put your clean sheets on the available bed in the middle of the night--all while trying not to wake up someone sleeping near you! I much prefer knowing exactly which bed was mine and that it was already made up and waiting for me.

In any airline crew lounge you can hear Flight Attendants and Pilots imploring the Crew Schedulers to "find me an overnight" so they could work a flight that ended with a layover. That way, the crew member can have a hotel room all to themselves and paid for by the Company--versus going to the crashpad where there may or may not be anyone else there. Our crashpad was run by a Flight Attendant who would keep the place really clean and she would wash the towels for us. We had internet access, a huge DVD collection, and some really cool people there. While you never wanted to have to go there, it didn't suck when you were there!

While our crashpad had 10 people in it, there was only one time when 6 of us were there at the same time--and I still had my room to myself! There was one bathroom to be shared by the 8 of us in the bunkbeds...so we had to coordinate times, especially in the mornings! Usually, though, there would only be me and one other person at the crashpad. At times, I was the only one there. There were people in my crashpad that I never even saw while I was there.

Sometimes while on Reserve, the Company would have me on Standby, where I could possibly be required to report to the airport for a flight within 2 hours. Of course I was hangin' out in the crashpad on those days, since there would be no way I could get to work from my own home in the required time.

There were some fun times while in my crashpad. The first day, while trying to find the new crashpad, my training classmate/new crashpad roommate and I had to walk from the subway station across a parking lot and down the street about 500 yards, with a 10 inches of snow on the ground. All dressed in our brand new, Company-issued uniform pants and blazers on, and our winter coats, we set out of the train station and into the parking lot, and were very quickly introduced to Chicago weather in January. When I tell you it was cold, just know there are not words to describe the feeling of the coldest I have ever been in my life! It was well below freezing and the wind was blowing so hard that it felt like little razors were cutting my face! Since both if us came from places that have relatively mild winters, we had no hat, gloves or scarf--no other winter gear whatsoever! Realizing that we just couldn't walk in that weather without more protection, we retreated back to a bus stop shelter and unzipped our brand-new suitcases. Necessity being the mother of invention, we both grabbed our brightly colored pajama pants and wrapped them around our heads! I have no idea what people thought as they drove by seeing two women walking with wildly colored pants on covering their faces!

Another time, my roommate and I went to the bar down the street after not being able to fly home after we had finished our trip. We had a a great time there, drank some wine, then came back to the crashpad, and had a little more wine to drink. Needless to say, sleep came very easily for me--on the top bunk. Sometime in the middle of the night, I woke up and apparently forgot where I was--I rolled over in that bunk bed and fell straight to the floor, landing with a huge THUD on my back. My equally wine-ingested roommate barely woke up, lifted her head and asked "Are you alright?" As soon as I replied from the floor that I was okay, her head was back down on that pillow and she was asleep in less than a nanosecond! To this day we laugh at what the people in the apartment below us must have thought when they heard the sound of me crashing to the floor!

I was very glad when I finally had enough seniority that I could hold a commutable line and not need a crashpad anymore. I did have some cool people whose company I enjoyed and we had some good times while we were stuck in the same situation. A crashpad isn't an ideal situation, but it does give us an affordable, quiet and usually fun place to be when we have to be there.

Have you been a crashpadder? What was your experience like?

If you are interested in seeing some crashpads try:

This crashpad website offers
Privacy Pods. Not many are like this, but it would be a good thing if they were!

Airliners.net

Crashpad Atlanta