You Might Be A Flight Attendant if....
YOU MAY BE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT IF...
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You never unpack.
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You look to the ceiling when your doorbell goes off.
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You wish you had jet engines mounted in your bedroom so you could fall asleep faster.
You don't ever write a full city name anymore--DTW MCO FCO BOM--(bugs your non-airline friends!)
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You get excited over certain types of ice.
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You curse every "Bose headset wearing moron"--yes, the electronic device announcement means you!
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You know how to look fresh in 5 day old clothes.
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No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase you still find ancient hidden treasures in there.
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Turbulence is not caused by clouds but caused by the initial movement of all meal carts.
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You can't believe you've never been in a hotel van accident.
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You remember the passengers with great manners (that's sad!)
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You LOVE the Nicoderm commercial. (See post above...)
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You can't stand the frequent flyer who says "I fly more than you..."
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You hate seeing passengers at your layover hotel.
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You hate when drinkers start calling you by name (Don't buddy up to me, loser!)
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You want to smack the nail clipping--finger nail polishing--nose picking idiots.
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You want no passengers talking to you while non-revving.
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You travel in uniform just for the liquids creams and gel exemption at the security checkpoints.
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No, I don't have a pen.
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You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed to be on your airline.
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You never imagined you could fart all the way across the Atlantic.
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You know every "sights and sounds of..." from CNN.
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You LOVE to sleep.
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You try not to go the bathroom on the plane but you sure can catch a good nap in there! (not!!)
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Your friends truly don't get the commuting part---so you have to fly when and your trip starts where?
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YES! Remain seated for the duration of our flight DOES mean YOU!
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There is one person at the airline you can't stand to fly with.
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Your jumpseat partner knows more about you than your spouse or life partner. (ain't that the truth!!)
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You understood every one of these!
Blondie
